has a single gold earring.

“Haven’t had so much as a fuck in 6 months and that was interrupted by my daughter who told me how disgusting it was for people my age to be doing such things. The bird was a slag anyway but at least I got to cum in her before it came to an abrupt end,” he continued.

I found his conversation quite arousing.

“Bet it’s easier for you to find a bloke to shag,” he said.

“Well usually it’s the other way around,” I said.

“What, harder to find…” he tailed off and then laughed, to continue with, “Oh sorry, I see what you mean, you like it up the back!”

He wasn’t stopping and I was curious as to where this was going. I only had another five minutes or so to see if he was chatting me up.

“Never been into bums, meself, or blokes for that matter, but I suppose they must be powerfully tight compared to cunt,” he said.

“Oh they are,” I said. “Guys like me can take a cock in them easier than woman can take it up the front and the added bonus is tightness. It’s like a velvet glove.”

I was getting horny. I was squeaky clean and had slipped one of these lubricating capsules in when in the bar toilets as I thought some guy was going to give me one but he went off and shagged an 18 year old in the cubicle leaving me hot, randy and moist.

“Listen man,” he said, “we had better change the subject ‘cos I’m like a loaded gun here and you might convert me.”

“Well I’m your man if you ever want converted,” I said.

“You got a few minutes to talk,” he said?

“Come in for a coffee or a drink if you like,” I replied.

“Cool, but I haven’t much time,” he said.

Once inside and he had a cool beer in his hand he started to tell me how his wife had been having every guy in town and when he confronted her, she left taking most of his bank account and leaving the kids. Having the kids around had seriously restricted his sex life as they were always around or entertaining their friends. He hadn’t had sex for six months. I told him I couldn’t last six days without it and we laughed.

“What do you guys actually do,” he asked?

I said “It’s just the same as with a woman only we don’t have a cunt and our tits are smaller but we have a bit of extra meat to compensate.”

He laughed awkwardly, his white teeth glistening in the light. The air was hung with anticipation. I could see he wanted to experiment but was scared. I didn’t want to make a move in case it scared him but I also felt sure he wanted me to so that he would have to make a decision one way or the other. His cock didn’t look hard though it was clearly visible lying down his leg in his thin cotton trousers.

“Want to see what a boy’s pussy is like,” I said?

“You mean, like, drop your pants and show me?”

“Well you seemed curious to know how guys could take it up their arses and I thought you might like to see one,” I said.

“Sure, if you’re not embarrassed,” he replied.

I tried to pull my pants down