kind that try and snap yo’ shit off. Big ass, ass so big, you got to spread it like a loaf of bread to stab it. Hairy ass, with a nice ring of hair round the….

Shit, I’m getting that problem again.

Oh yeah… For y’all all in my bizzz-ness…. I’m living with LeMar now. My parole gon’ be up in ‘bout another three months and we all cool. Me and him both was surprised as fuck to find out, we liked the booty. We like two dogs on the loose, rounding up ass all over town. Got a endless supply with our jobs, you know. Don’t fuck up y’all. Yo’ ass get paroled, you never know, you might end up with LeMar and then you belong to us. And if you need something delivered, best ta be careful who you let in yo’ house ‘cause, if it’s me… well.

Like that day homey walked up on us, fucking the shit outta Darrell. See, he was delivering some bottled water and the door wasn’t closed all the way so he up there coming in and walking his ass through the house.

“Hello… Oh shit!” He yelled, almost dropping that bottle of water on his shoulder. Think we didn’t get that? If I’m lyin’, I’m flyin’. Hell, his ass was hard before we could even get to him.

Sort of like that time I was on the west side, minding my bizness, making a delivery at this warehouse and I couldn’t find nobody. I’m walking around opening doors and shit and then… Oh shit!

You ever seen a nigga could suck his own dick?