mind…stud?”

Ian smiled, “Just thinking about you. Trying to wonder how a guy like you ends up taking it up the ass from a nobody like me.”

Jeremy splashed water at Ian, “Stop that! You are not now and never have been a nobody. I want you to stop thinking like that. Do you understand me?”

“Yes, Daddy.”

“Much better. Much, much better. And remember you are not too old to turn over my knee and spank.” Jeremy bit his lower lip, “Fuck the thought of that is making me horny again.”

“Well get it under control, I don’t think I’m ready for much rough stuff.”

“Don’t worry, baby, a little spanky spanky is all I go for now and again. I much prefer to just get it on.”

“And on and on and on…” Ian teased.

“I love sex. I can’t help it. But Susan keeps me in line, tamed me quit a bit. On our first date she looked at me and said the other women have to go, other guys are fine, just be safe and I get to watch. I was in love.”

“Right off the bat?”

“Pretty much, it’s the quiet one’s the get you every time, buddy. When Suzie decides what she wants she just goes for it, she wanted me and she got me, any way she wants me.”

“And she just assumed you were bisexual?”

“No, I don’t think she did, but she just set the ground rules from moment on…and it turned me on. She made it tough though, but I matched her determination and won the main prize.”

“She held out a while, did she?”

“Well let’s just say I was used to baggin’ the bird and then having a burger as an after thought. Susan held out until date number two, and then we had dinner and dancing first.”

Ian laughed, “And got married on the third date.”

“Oh hell no, we were married by morning on the second one.”

“Holy shit!”

“We were at this club in Vegas, and I was trying to figure out a way to nail her. We were in the corner and she spotted this guy in a tank top with this spiral tattoo around one arm. She told me that was so hot, and I told her I’d get one just like that if she asked me to. She smiled and looked at me and said, that’s sweet but I think it would be so much hotter if I could watch you fuck around with him. So I did.”

You’re yanking my chain, Jer.”

“No, serious. I walked over and invited him up to my hotel room, told him my girlfriend wanted to watch us fool around. So we went up and let Susan tell us what she wanted to see. Turns out the secret to nailing Susan, was getting nailed myself.”

“How do you do that? Just walk up and ask a perfect stranger for sex like that?”

“I don’t know. I just figure what the hell, the worst that could happen would be a “no”, and I’ve had plenty of those or a punch and I’ve ducked as many of those as I’ve had landed. And hot damn if sometimes as after takin’ a good punch from a bloke I didn’t end up gettin’ some good sex. Always