UNTITLED MASTERPEICE

Part One: BODIES

HANDS (Part One)

Ian awoke that Saturday morning with a smile on his face. He showered and shaved and spent the better part of the morning doing household tasks, like dusting and taking out the garbage. At one point he did check out the patio but saw no tell tale signs of the night before.

It was almost noon when he decided, dammit, it was his pool and he was going to use it, so he stripped off his jeans and shirt and dove in. He could hardly believe that he was now the proud owner of a nice home with its own pool. He laughed and splashed and generally just enjoyed himself.

He was just lounging about the shallow end, the end that Jesse had scooted Crystal to last night, and was turning the incident over in his mind. It was the first time he had watched two guys have sex. He was surprised at how exciting he had found it. He was learning a lot about himself, and was beginning to let go of a little of the anger he felt inside any time his thoughts crossed over to the “dark side” as he had heard someone call it a long time ago.

He was entertaining thoughts of playing with himself when Tippy appeared at the pool edge.

“Good morning, Baby Doll!” She cooed.

“Tippy!” He was half shocked and half annoyed.

“What?” She said as she squatted down beside him, slipped off her sandals and dipped her feet in the water beside him.

“I’m kind of naked here.” He said.

“Oh honey, I have been married since I was 22 years old. I have two sons and my husband is bisexual. I have seen a penis before” she remarked casually.

He covered himself as best he could with his hands. “But not mine!”

“And whose fault is that?” She said. She stared down at his covered privates and pushed down the sunglasses she was wearing on her nose. “And now I have. I’m impressed.” She said flatly and pushed her sunglasses back up. “Now let’s move along shall we?”

“Okay.” Ian wasn’t sure what else to say.

“Colton and I are having a small little lunch thingy tomorrow and we’d like you to come. Is one okay with you? Good, we thought it was time you met a few people, you’ve been a nun way too long, honey. Now I’m not promising you’ll get laid, but there will be a nice little smorgasbord of selections for you to choose from. We’re just gonna have hamburgers and baked beans and stuff so it’s informal.” She looked at him still standing in the pool nonchalantly trying to cover his privates. “Not nearly as informal as you are now, but relaxed.”

“Okay…”

“You know, Baby Doll, you have a real nice cock, I’ve always found that country boys have better cocks, don’t you?”

“I wouldn’t know.”

“Whatever.” She splashed her toes in the water a little and started rattling on, charming and infuriating Ian at the same time. “Now Colton is from Texas, and he has a really nice cock. Didn’t you think so? I used to think how nice it would be to be one of them people that has both