my hands on my hips, staring at him. As he turned to make his next pass around the perimeter of the yard, he saw me, and stopped dead in his tracks.

“What the hell are you doing?!” he yelled over the mower’s engine.

“I’m seducing you,” I replied back, dryly.

I started toward him, marching intently across the back yard. Ralph shut off the mower and darted his head back and forth, checking to see if anyone was around.

“Are you crazy?” he asked a little peevishly. “Someone’s gonna see you trapesing around out here like this. “

“No their not, handsome,” I said as I reached him. “We built this big wooden privacy fence for a reason. Why don’t we make use of it for a change.”

Ralph just stood there, a little flabbergasted as I knelt and unzipped his shorts. I reached in and pulled out his thick, sweaty cock. Without even having to look at it, I knew ever tiny, little detail of its shape and contour. And I knew just how to work it, in exactly the way he liked.

“What? Um… Why?” He began, stuttering.

I slowly twisted and jerked him to an erection. I took his thick, uncut mushroom tip into my mouth and played about with its underside with the little circles of my tongue that I knew always drove him wild. He began grinning and chucking and saying things like, “Oh yeah, that feels nice.”

I quickened my pace and started giving him a full-on blowjob while I started stroking my own half-hard prick. After only a minute or so of this, Ralph told me to get up.

I figured this was the end of my little real-life fantasy and he was now going to scold me or call me crazy again and send me inside. Rather, he did something that I think surprised the both of us.

He lifted me to my feet and turned me around. He marched over a few steps and put me up against the wooden fence at the edge of our yard. He bent me over, spit on his hand, and started working his fingers in and out of my asshole.

I started moaning and writhing while his thick, manly fingers pumped in and out of my hole. It had been weeks since I’d had anything in my ass, and twice that long since Ralph had had anything in there.

Once I was properly relaxed open and greased up, he haunched up behind me and pumped his spit-slick cock up into my rectum. I winced at first. It had been so long since Ralph had fucked me that my ass had tightened up again.

“Wow, feels like the first time!” I shrieked as he drove his trunk into me.

“It sure does,” Ralph agreed as he grabbed my shoulders and jerked me back, forcing my ass down harder on his steel-hard prick. He was already huffing and sweaty from mowing the lawn, and I felt beads of moisture raining down on my back and the top of my ass as he spastically jerked his cock in and out of me.

In what seemed like only a minute, he was panting and tensing up, and soon thereafter he jerked his cock from my ass and oozed a thick, hot load all over the top of my ass.

“Wow, sorry. I didn’t expect that