I have jerked off everywhere. I'm 53 and still jerk off at least once a day, sometimes twice. I really can't say where the strangest place I have wanked off was. I did it on a train when I was in my teens going to visit my grandma once. It was at night and I knew the guy sitting across the aisle was watching but I pretended not to notice. I've jerked off numerous times on planes, in the head and in my seat. God knows how many times I have jerked off driving, and been caught by passing motorists! Most just laugh, some give me a thumbs up, one or two a frown.

When I was young, I would jerk off by humping a pillow or the sheets. I was very anal, even when I was very young, and would almost always have something up me, a carrot, anything. Once I found a vase that fit my dick perfectly. I would grease it up and fuck it. It was glass and I could watch myself cum. I outgrew it after a few months, but for those months that was my personal "cunt." I've fucked cantaloupes, watermelons, and all kinds of food. Usually, when I fucked food, I had food up me too.

I used to belong to a health club that was part of a hotel and it had a co-ed steam room (the one I am a member of now has a steam room for both the men and the women, never the twain shall meet). I would go in the afternoon, when the club was mostly empty. I would bring something to push into me and as the steam swirled I would penetrate myself and jerk off. Several times I was caught, hurriedly covering myself. One time an older woman caught me. She was probably in her sixties, though in good shape. She told me she had seen me, and asked if she could watch. She had taken off her towel, she had big, saggy tits and a completely shaved crotch. I agreed and for twenty minutes I jerked my cock while pushing one of those large magic markers which I had brought from my office in and out of my ass. She played with herself as she watched. She came within twenty seconds of me shooting off. We thanked each other and left. Neither of us had touched the other.

I jerk off in my office, under my desk. I catch the cum in a used coffee cup. Sometimes I will jerk off for hours and hours, not letting myself shoot and when I do, it streaks out, feet in the air! If anyone has novel ways of jerking off, let me know. I love it and will be glad to share any ideas I have.