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I finally opened my eyes and was somewhat surprised to look down and see the soppy remains of a messy, smashed up cantaloupe on my counter, its seeping innards oozing out of the hole around my cock, dripping down my cabinets and splattering upon the tiles of my kitchen floor.

I laughed out loud as I pulled my orange, sticky cock from the disemboweled melon. I went to the bathroom, disrobed and showered clean.

Once I finished putting the rest of my groceries back in the ‘fridge and cabinets, I grabbed my keys and headed back to the store for another cantaloupe.