ass down against my pubes, taking my cock all the way up at one thrust. His eyes open wide, and he screams, but it’s an “Oh! Yes! Fuck!” scream.

I grab his furry buttcheeks – he has long, black, silky hair all over his body – his thighs are so furry he looks like a Satyr – and I start pumping slow and deep into him, staring into his beautiful dark eyes as I do. The slow part doesn’t last very long, and soon he is raised up on his knees above me, and I have me feet braced flat on the bed, and I am leveraged up on my elbows and shoulders, my entire body arched and straining upward as I slam into him from below. He leans over and grabs both of my nipples and twists them, and that puts me over the edge, and I blast as deep into him as he did into me.

I collapse on the bed, my entire body shaking from the most incredible cum of my life, and he follows me down, and stretches out next to me, and soothes me, and we are wrapped around each other, and kissing, and cuddling, and stroking, and nibbling, and soon we are drifting off…

We wake up the next morning at the same moment, and we are still wrapped around each other, and with raging hard-ons, but from piss this time. We untangle ourselves long enough to get to the bathroom and dispose of the beer from last night, and Tony pads downstairs to bring up the two snifters and the Courvoisier. “Breakfast of Champions,” he says, the pirate grin at full glare. We spend all that day naked, kissing, cuddling, talking, fucking (multiple times), and finally shower together, and he sucks me off in the shower and then fucks me again. Eventually he does let me see the rest of the house beyond the bedroom, and we get dressed and go out that night for Chinese, and stare into each other’s eyes over hot cups of steaming tea, and go back to his place and do it all over again. I finally make it back to my place late Sunday evening, but as soon as my lease is up my place becomes next to him – and his big house won’t be empty anymore, not ever.

(Author’s note: Yes, I know, it’s too damn long…just shoot me…BardOhio)