"If you swish that ass of yours at me just one more time Mike, I'll screw it!" I shouted at my university roommate turning the corner entering his bedroom within the small apartment we shared off campus. Mike chuckled before he cracked up laughing calling me a pervert. "Don't blame me if you're horny, call Irene," Mike shouted from his bedroom. "You know she and I aren't speaking," I replied telling him to go screw himself. "Why should I Jack, I'm going to screw Harriet later!" Mike declared. "Rub it in Mikey, go ahead, rub it in," I said moaning. "Do you know what your problem is Jack?" Mike asked standing at the bedroom doorway. "What now Mike?" I asked. "The problem is you're always horny, even now staring at me, you have to be bi," Mike said chuckling. "And if I am, what then Mike?" I asked tittering. "No Jack, not a jock like you, there's no freaking way, you bi, that'll be the day!" Mike exclaimed. "Why's that Mike, are you trying to tell me you are bi?" "Ha, ha, ha, ha Jack," Mike said telling me to suck him off." "Up yours Buddy, wanna be Jock," I said. "Screw you Jack, I am a jock, as much as a jock as you!" "Keep dreaming Baby," I replied. "Sure dick head, sure, you too," Mike said.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" I asked Mike thirty minutes thereafter. "What does it look like?" Mike asked. "You're blind, you wouldn't know style if it bit you in the ass, get back in the bedroom, do I have to dress you also?" I asked getting off the sofa following my roommate into the small bedroom. "Take those fucking things off, let me see what you have in here," I said opening his closet door rummaging around finding a proper dating outfit. I turned around staring at Mike who stood in front of me wearing briefs and mismatched sox. "Look at your sox Mike, they don't match, you're colorblind," I said telling him to remove them. "Are my underwear on backwards too?" Mike asked laughing turning around bending over removing his sox with my eyes locked onto his bubble-butt ass.

Mike swished his ass looking over his shoulder chuckling. "What did I tell you Mike?" I asked. "Sure Jack sure," he replied swishing his ass again. "That's it Mike, that's it, you're gonna get fucked," I said pushing him forward onto the bed straddling his sides pressing my palms down into his shoulder blades. Mike was laughing turning his head trying to look over his shoulder. "You think I'm kidding don't you Mikey?" "Yes I do Jack," Mike replied.

I leaned over Mike digging my left elbow into his back. Mike groaned. I used my right hand to fish for my boner whipping it and my balls out of my sweatpants before I began tugging Mike's underwear. My left hand held Mike's neck touching his nape. Mike began laughing again telling me to knock it off. "I'm gonna screw you," I said not laughing. "No you're not Jack but look at my ass all you want, I could care less," Mike said. I released Mike's neck pulling his underwear lower. I pinched his left ass globe. Mike bellowed. I leaned forward slipping my left hand under Mike's left pec grabbing hold of it feeling around for his nipple. I located it wedging my oozing boner between his firm butt cheeks.

"What the fuck, knock it off Jack, you're going too far!" Mike shouted.