was just so delicious. I knew that this couldn’t end here; there would be other essays…

But, on his way out, he said, "You do realize I’ll be coming back for more."

I lifted my head, and knew that college had just got so much more interesting. As he left, I went to the box under my head, took out my 18 inch vibrator, and thought how much I would enjoy making him beg for mercy with it the next day.