when it comes to gay men, "If a fag wants to look at my ass, let him. But if it touches me I'll kill him."

If truth be told, when both men were dressed in their tan uniforms with their mirrored sunglasses and motorcycle helmets on, you would be hard pressed to tell them apart. And from behind, it is almost impossible. All these things combined, plus the fact that both men shared similar outlooks on life, made Sergeant Andrews feel that both men would work well together, and for this reason, he teamed them up. This was two years ago and both men had become the best of friends. They were inseparable. Where ever one went, the other wasn't far behind. The other officers started jokingly referring to the duo as "The Bubble Butt Twins". Both men just laughed it off, what else could they do, after all it was true they both had wildly large asses, and they were alike in every way. Even down to the kind of underwear they wore. This was discovered one day quite by accident.

It was shortly after Officer Carter came on board. He and Officer Matthews had pulled over a motorist for speeding. When the officers stopped him and asked him to step from the car, he jumped out and took off running into the woods. The area that the officers worked in was a very small, rural, red neck area and the woods went on forever. Both men sensed that there had to be something big going on for the man to run the way he did, so they took off after him into the woods with Jim in the lead and Chad very close behind, calling for back up on his walkie-talkie as he ran.

The seat of both officers uniform pants was under a lot of strain to begin with due to that fact the their asses were so large and meaty, then the extra burden of having to support their over sized ass melons in a chase was just way too much. Their big cheeks jiggled and bounced as the two officers ran after their prisoner. As they did, the stitching down the back seam of their skintight breeches began to give way. Jim felt something give way and heard a loud tearing sound as his beefy mounds came pouring out the back of his uniform. The entire seam had ripped out and his brief clad ass was on display for the rookie officer to see as they ran. He wore red bikini briefs that barely covered his fleshy mountains. They crept seductively up his ass crack, exposing lots of his cheeks out the bottom of the leg bands. Over the years Jim had tried many different styles of underwear, but with his thick thighs and overstuffed butt cushions, he found that something smaller with a lot of spandex in it that hugged his monster cheeks was much more comfortable. Plus, he was proud of his ass and the ladies seemed to like to see him in the scant under wear.

Chad, not far behind, was shocked as he saw his partner’s ass come bursting free from the confines of his uniform. Chad had dealt with this his whole life, having such a large butt, he always ripped out his pants, but he had never known anyone else who had shared this problem. As he ran, Chad could feel his own pants giving way, but he could do nothing to stop it. So, as he ran, his seam split