Brad Tomkins was a procrastinator. He had a paper due on General Patton Monday morning at 8:00 A.M. and he had barely begun. He would have to spend all weekend working on it. It was 15 minutes before the campus library closed and Brad needed to get a few books for research. He made his way to the counter and placed the three books he had chosen on the counter. Then panic set in, he couldn't find his library card or student ID. He remembered now he left them in his dorm on his desk. Damn!

And Scott Penlow was the librarian on duty tonight. No one liked Scott. It wasn't that he was a bad guy, just one of those people who was a stickler for the rules. Anyone else he could probably schmooze, but Scott would be work and he only had 15 minutes.

"Your library card?" asked Scott.

"I've got a small problem. I accidentally left it in my dorm with my ID."

"No card, no books," said Scott.

"I understand, but couldn't you make an exception? I have a paper due Monday and really need them over the weekend," explained Brad, giving one of his killer smiles.

"Sorry, rules are rules. If you didn't return them I could lose my job," responded Scott. Now if you'll excuse me I have some work to do." And with that Scott walked into the back room.

Brad got an idea. He'd slip the books into his book bag. It wasn't stealing. He'd return the after his report was done. And since the library was closed over the weekend no one would even miss them. He'd bring them back first thing Monday morning. So Brad opened his bag and slid in the books and headed for the exit quickly.

Brad stepped through the first set of doors and a loud alarm sounded. This startled Brad causing him to drop his backpack. Brad bent down to pick it up and as he did he heard a loud RIP! His tan Dockers had split down the back, right down the seam. As they did so, his massive ass came bursting through. This wasn't the first time this happened to Brad. The fact was, Brad had an unusually large ass and had trouble getting pants to fit over it and when he did they were too big everywhere else.

The next problem Brad had was the fact that he had worn his gray thong today so when his pants split and his ass came popping through, it was his bare ass. He also wore a light blue t-shirt that stopped just at his waist so he couldn't even pull that down to cover his ass. Brad tried pulling his pants together but it was no use.

At that moment Scott came running out from the back and was greeted by the sight of Brad’s big bare muffins bent over in his face. "What's going on here!" demanded Scott grabbing Brad by the arm and pulling him back into the library.
Once Brad and the book bag were back inside the alarm stopped. Scott grabbed the bag from Brad and began to unzip it.

"Hey, you have no right to do that!" protested Brad, his big wrestler’s ass still sticking out.

"I have reason to believe that you were attempting to steal school property and I have every right to do this," argued Scott.

Once the bag