[Clarke]

It's a rainy morning where I am, so I thought I would see how creative our writers are...

What are your favorite words for the male member?

There are the usual suspects:
Cock
dick
man-meat

And there are the more creative:
"Twig and Berries"
"Jesus and the Apostles"

So let's work on creating the master list! I think it will be a good refresher course for all of our authors, and possibly inspire some of our new ones!

[september]

rod
and
love muscle

[bardohio]

JOYSTICK!!!
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[Clarke]

Additional ones I found this weekend:

* bell on a pole
* beef whistle
* burrito
* bishop
* bratwurst
* candle
* choad
* chopper
* custard launcher
* dagger
* dickie
* ding dong mcdork
* dog head
* dong
* donger
* dork
* dragon
* eggroll
* fang
* ferret
* fire hose
* fuck rod
* groin ferret
* heat-seeking moisture missile
* hose
* hog
* jackhammer
* Jimmy
* John
* Johnson
* John Thomas (dated)
* kickstand
* knob
* krull the warrior king
* leaky hose
* lingam
* little Bob
* little Elvis
* lizard (as in "drain the...")
* longfellow
* luigi
* manhood
* meat popsicle
* meat stick
* meat injection
* member
* microphone
* middle stump
* mushroom head
* mutton
* old boy
* old fellow
* old man
* one-eyed snake
* one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
* one-eyed monster
* one-eyed yogurt slinger
* pecker
* Percy
* peter
* piss weasel
* piston
* plug
* pork sword
* prick
* princess sophia
* private eye
* private part
* purple-helmeted warrior of love
* purple-headed yogurt flinger
* rod of pleasure
* roundhead
* sausage
* schlong
* schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
* schwanz
* schwarz
* shaft
* short arm
* single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
* skin flute
* soldier
* stick shift
* surfboard
* tassel
* third leg
* thumper
* thunderbird 3
* todger (Australia, UK)
* tonk
* tool
* trouser snake
* tubesteak
* twig (& berries)
* twinkie
* vein
* wang
* wang doodle
* wanger
* wiener
* wick
* willy
* wing dang doodle
* winkie
* yingyang
* yogurt gun
* Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love

[Uccleman]

Best friend

[tynongstation]

Simply "Yum" "Mmmm" or *Gagging noise*

[gayluv6]

shaved weasel

[Shiki]

Lol this's really interesting. I didn't know there's so many diffrent words to replace the word cock =D Thanks a lot though :D I feel I can definately consider to use these words as a replacement! Cheers :D
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